Goal: Be as un-boring as possible this year. 52 adventures.
Adventure number one of 2010: getting wasted at a party that everyone from my high school happened to attend and telling everyone I am now a stripper. And a lesbian. And then taking my top off for some guy after telling him he should feel lucky because most people don't get to see this for free.
1 down, 51 to go!
New Year's Resolution: Give up drinking. Alternately, continue to drink, and give up talking.
